The Quindley Fluff Frontiersman this evening nominated itself for the ‘Bloggers Choice Awards’ award in four categories:
The Blogitzer
Best Blog
Best Political Blog
Most Modest Blog
When quizzed by himself as to whether such an act were incompatible with the final nomination, Zeb. Zeb. ZebZeb, QuFF spokesman for self-referentialism and associate of Newcastle interim manager Joe Kinnear, responded in a heated manner*:
“If you Ker’plunks want to act like a bunch of Connect 4’s and stick your Twisters into other people’s affairs, questioning every Cindy thing that anybody does in order to achieve in life, then stay out of my Panini stickerbook’s way. And mark you, you My Little Pony’s, you My Baby All Gone’s, Stretch Armstrongs and Polly Pockets, if I do see any of you again I’m going to jam a load of Pogs up your Cluedo!”
With eloquence such as that amidst the charlies of our reportage, can failure even be considered an option? Alas, yes. But only if you, the chaps at home reading this compound inanity, decide thusly. For you see the power to bring to The QuFF the plaudits that such a fine publication deserves is yours alone. Remember as you place your votes The QuFF, a blog written as if delicately hewn out of silken marble, informing like the dazzling light that illuminated Plato’s shadow world, blinding with brilliance those who seek to live in the realm of the forms. Or failing that in Catford. What other online read promises so much that it cannot deliver?! Party conference season is over, and our competition with it! What other publication offers you racing tips for free?! For races that don’t even exist?! Exactly?!
Also note this. Those who don’t vote for this blog are a right bunch of Guess Who’s. So vote for The QuFF at The Bloggers Choice Awards.
Subbuteo!
Report By: Zeb. Zeb. ZebZeb, QuFF spokesman for self-referentialism
*As part of The QuFF’s ‘Making Family Friendly’ campaign, all language of a vibrant hue has been substituted with popular childrens toys of the 1990’s.
